an award scheme… During the procedure at one point, he concentrated on
learning about the situation in India:
He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven, and asked him how many
children he had during his time on earth. Nehru replied… only one!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God awarded
Nehru with a Celestial Rolls Royce!
Indira Gandhi was next, and God asked the same question. She replied
she had two children, and God thought, not too bad, so he gave her a
BMW.
Dr. Radhakrishnan was next in line. God was not pleased to hear that
he had six children, and gave him a Morris-8 as a kind of punishment…
Sometime later, the three (Nehru, Indira and Radhakrishnan) going
around in their new cars, saw Mahatma Gandhi on foot!!! Wondering what
went wrong; they asked why God hadn't been merciful with him…
The Mahatma replied in disgust, "God did not even ask me!!! Some
idiots had told him that I am the father of the nation!"
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