Das Auto!!

Maths teacher to Santa: How much is 5 auto rickshaws plus 5 auto rickshaws?
Santa: One Volkswagen.
  
Teacher: Errr, HOW?
Santa : Very simple, lemme explain..
5 auto +  auto = Das Auto
Das Auto = Volkswagen!
The teacher fainted..!

More Santa Banta jokes

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have came again..

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Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV?
Santa : I was watching TV na....

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Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"
Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!

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Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old