Interesting jokes from Bollywood

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married.
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home why?
Because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (Vidyapeeth)
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Rahul Gandhi, "Mom, because of you I'm not able to get married."
Sonia Gandhi replied, "Why son?"
Rahul Gandhi replied, "Everywhere its written 'Sonia ko bahumat do'."
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Bruce Lee was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man why?
Because he became Mamu Lee! This in Hindi means ordinary.
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Santa and Banta r discussing
Santa, "If I drink coffee, I can't sleep!"
Banta, "with me it's the opposite. If I sleep I can't drink coffee."
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One day Ravan went to a disco. There he fainted.
Why?
Because it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"
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Who made Ganesh to Anesh?
"KAILASH KHER"
Why?
Tere naam se "G " loon.
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If a CAT crosses your way,
When you go somewhere,
Then what does it mean?
It means that the Cat is also going somewhere.
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AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE
Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"
And
Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"
Because Indian wives call their husband "A g" (Scientific Symbol for
Silver) while American wives call their husband "A u" (Scientific
Symbol for Gold)