Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex".
He's a great pal. But he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to city hall to renew his dog licence, I told the clerk I
would like a licence for Sex.
He said, "I'd like one, too. "
Then I said, "But, this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like.
Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old."
He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."
When I married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I
told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a
special room for Sex.
He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill,
we don't care what you do."
I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said, "Funny — I have the same problem."
One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition
began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just
standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have
Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
"But you don't understand." I said. "I had hoped to have Sex on TV. He
said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal
anymore."
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the dog. I said, "Your honour, I had Sex before I was married." The
judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case,
please."
Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me, too."
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for
hint. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this
alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for
Sex. My case comes up Friday.
This story by humorist Morty Storm is one of the most requested jokes
shared via photocopies untill it found its way onto the worldwide web.
He's a great pal. But he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to city hall to renew his dog licence, I told the clerk I
would like a licence for Sex.
He said, "I'd like one, too. "
Then I said, "But, this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like.
Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old."
He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."
When I married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I
told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a
special room for Sex.
He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill,
we don't care what you do."
I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said, "Funny — I have the same problem."
One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition
began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just
standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have
Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
"But you don't understand." I said. "I had hoped to have Sex on TV. He
said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal
anymore."
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the dog. I said, "Your honour, I had Sex before I was married." The
judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case,
please."
Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me, too."
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for
hint. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this
alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for
Sex. My case comes up Friday.
This story by humorist Morty Storm is one of the most requested jokes
shared via photocopies untill it found its way onto the worldwide web.
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