funny eyebrows

A commercial for Cadbury's Dairy milk with two kids who dance their eyebrows like crazy. A
milk and a half productions. Extremely funny.


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funny commercials again

Condom Ads suggestive but not obscene. The first one's from Argentina while the second one is from Africa.





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[Jokes] A dog named Sex

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex".
He's a great pal. But he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to city hall to renew his dog licence, I told the clerk I
would like a licence for Sex.
He said, "I'd like one, too. "
Then I said, "But, this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like.
Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old."
He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."
When I married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I
told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a
special room for Sex.
He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill,
we don't care what you do."
I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said, "Funny — I have the same problem."
 One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition
began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just
standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have
Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
"But you don't understand." I said. "I had hoped to have Sex on TV. He
said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal
anymore."
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the dog. I said, "Your honour, I had Sex before I was married." The
judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case,
please."
Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me, too."
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for
hint. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this
alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for
Sex. My case comes up Friday.
This story by humorist Morty Storm is one of the most requested jokes
shared via photocopies untill it found its way onto the worldwide web.

funny Brit voice overs

[joke] diagnostic kiosk

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him:
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just
give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and
what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a
hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the
drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and
asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and
waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a print out: "You have tennis
elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will
improve in two weeks."

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack
began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and
daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack
hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits
ten dollars, pours in his concoction and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:
1.Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2.Your dog has ringworm. Bath him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3.Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4.Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5.If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

toilet talk

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall
saying: "Hi, how are you'?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I
don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh... I'm like you, just travelling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question.

"Can I come over?"

OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just
be polite and end the conversation. I tell him,

"No! I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

horny old man

Men will be men, no matter how old :)

Night Lights of the city around the world

Brazil

Paris

Niagara Falls

Toronto

London

Singapore

Kathmandu

No lights at night in Kathmandu. Load shedding (also know as a rolling black out) Kathmandu and all over Nepal currently suffers from load shedding for 14 hours a day, because of the increasing demand for power with increasing population and urbanisation but stagnant infrastructure for power generation.