Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce.The problem was who should get custody of the child?
Wife jumped up and says, "Your Honor! I brought the child into this world with pain and labour. Child should be in my custody."
The judge turns to Husband and says, "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. "Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?"
Yeh sun ke... wife replied: "Judge sahab...bartan mera...dudh bhi mera.....aur us mein dahi jamane ke liye 2 boonden daalne se dahi bana tu phir wo dahi kiska..? mera ya do boond dalne vale ka"
Husband replied : "Type writer mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, phir chithi kiski? type writer ki ya meri?"
Frustrated Judge: "Agar tu chithi hath se hi likh leta to yahan par custody ki nobat hi na aati."
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