Tuesday, February 15, 2011

toilet talk

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall
saying: "Hi, how are you'?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I
don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh... I'm like you, just travelling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question.

"Can I come over?"

OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just
be polite and end the conversation. I tell him,

"No! I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

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