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(Must Read Out Loud)
  1. That's not right ........................Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harbouring a fugitive ...........Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP..............................Kum Hia
  4. Stupid Man. . ... .... ..... .... .......Dum Fuk
  5. Small Horse .............................Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach..................Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumped the coffee table................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think you need a face lift.............Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here ..................Waí So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet ...........Wai Vu Kum Ching
  11. This is a tow away zone.................No Pah King
  12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
  13. Staying out of sight ....................Lei Ying Lo
  14. He's cleaning his automobile.............Wa Shing Ka
  15. Your body odor is offensive..............Yu Stin Kl Pu
  16. Great ...................................Fa Kin Su Pah

[joke] the screw!

It's the Spring of 1957 and Lewis goes to pick up his date. He's a
pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the
girl's father answers and invites him in. "Mary Jane's not ready yet,
so why don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says Lewis.

Mary Jane's father asks Lewis what they're planning to do. Lewis
replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a
movie.

Mary Jane's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I
hear all the cool kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Lewis - so he asks Mary
Jane's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Mary Jane's father, "Mary Jane
really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well, this just made Lewis' eyes light up, and his plan for the
evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Mary
Jane comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that
she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Lewis escorts
his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Mary Jane rushes back into the house, slams
the door behind her, and screams at her father:

"Dammit Daddy! It's called the TWIST!"

[joke] A Horse, a Chicken & the Harley

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! 

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. 

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! 

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. 

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. 

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. 

The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!) ... scroll down ...





























"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"

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[joke] Gay Vs Drunk Ranch hand

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch,
but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in
the newspaper for a ranch hand...

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew
a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have
done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into
town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went
into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock, and no hired hand.

Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of
wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into
town again, you're fired."

(P.S. - I didn't see it coming, either)

Anger Management

low hanging pants, a problem?

Get one of these! But you'd have to wax/bleach the hair on the cleavage! 

Who is the daddy? on Facebook

Who is the father?

Do not disturb signs

He uses Wi-fi

Chuck Norris facts yet again!

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
4. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
5. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
8. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
9. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
10. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

1. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian.
2. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
3. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
6. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
7. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.
8. Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."
9. Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
10. Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
11. Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
12. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
13. When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
14. Chuck Norris put Humpty Dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
15. When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, I'm Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.
16. Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
17. Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
18. Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
19. Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
20. Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times
21. China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.
22. Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
23. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
24. Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus' birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
25. When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anaesthesia was applied to the doctors.
26. Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
27. Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
28. Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.
29. Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.
30. Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
31. Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
32. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down
33. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
34. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
35. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
36. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
37. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
38. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
39. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
40. Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.
41. Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds
42. When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"
43. Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.
44. Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
45. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
46. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
47. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
48. Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.
49. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
50. When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.
51. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
52. Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.
53. God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
54. When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
55. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
56. A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
57. Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
58. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
59. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
60. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
61. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
62. Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
63. If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
64. Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
65. Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
66. Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
67. Chuck Norris invented water.
68. Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
69. Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"
70. One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
71. Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
72. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
73. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
74. Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
75. In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
76. Chuck Norris isn't lactose intolerant. He just doesn't put up with lactose's sh*t.
77. Chuck Norris doesn't eat. Rather he kicks ass until he's full.
78. Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
79. Chuck Norris once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what "his way" detailed, he replied: "with barbed wire and nails, of course". He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking.
80. Chuck Norris never "gets laid", rather: "laid gets Chuck".
81. Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying "there isn't enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member". He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.
82. Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris
83. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.
84. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
85. Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
86. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
87. On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split
88. open by the Chuck!?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't f*cking think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck's balls. Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."
89. Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.
90. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
91. Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living sh*t out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
92. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
93. Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
94. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
95. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
96. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
97. Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
98. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then trank three kegs and shat on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.
99. Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.
100. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the sh*t out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
101. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f*ck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

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Das Auto!!

Maths teacher to Santa: How much is 5 auto rickshaws plus 5 auto rickshaws?
Santa: One Volkswagen.
  
Teacher: Errr, HOW?
Santa : Very simple, lemme explain..
5 auto +  auto = Das Auto
Das Auto = Volkswagen!
The teacher fainted..!

creepy portraits of women - dove ad campaign

What do you think of these flipped portraits of women?

These (creepy) portraits are by Dutch photographer duo Blommers Schumm (Anuschka Blommers & Niels Schumm)  for a Dove ad campaign. They flipped the image vertically, but kept the eyes and mouth the right side up. Petapixel says this photographer duo used the Thatcher effect for some stealthy creepiness - our human brain has a difficult time detecting these subtle "local" changes, and the portraits may look normal until you see them flipped. Try turning your monitor upside down or try to look at the images upside down and you will know what I mean.

via Petapixel and HUH

Fotoshop by Adobé

Fotoshop by Adobé from Jesse Rosten on Vimeo.

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Walk of Faith - Tianmen Mountain of Zhangjiajie, China

The Walk of Faith is a glass walkway built off the side of a cliff 1,430 metres in the air. This 60 metre long walk is not meant for the faint of heart. The path is located on Tianmen Mountain in China's Tianmen Mountain National Forest Park.

Would you be brave enough to take the Walk of Faith?
 

Woman claims watching 3D film made her pregnant

A white American couple had a black baby. and the woman claimed she had become pregnant watching a 3D porno film. The child's father Erik Johnson, a soldier had been away for a year serving in a military base in lraq and on his return found the black baby at home.

His wife Jennifer Stewart, 38 years old, told him the baby had been conceived while she had been watching a 3D porno film.

"I see no reason not to believe her as these 3D films are very lifelike. With the technology of today everything is possible" said Erik, who registered the baby as his.

Jennifer said that she had gone to a porno cinema in New York with her girl friends. She had only gone this ame to see how a porno looked with 3D effects. The child, she claimed looked exactly like the Black male lead in the film.

"A month after watching the film I found I was pregnant. I am going to sue the cinema and the producers. Luckily my husband believes me. It could have wrecked my marriage, but he knows I am faithful to him."

NB: Check out Snopes.com to find out about the actual story. The photo of the red haired Caucasian woman and the dark-toned child were supposedly used by sensacionalista magazine without permission.

Bad Breath

Sardarji Jokes yet again

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

Sardar and Police
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Doctor  And Sardar  .
Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

Sardar  and Home
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

Sardar  and prayer
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
The real  
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
Sardar  and Hitler
Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
Sardar  and Computer

Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

Two Sardars  
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar and Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

eating healthy: Gillian Mckeith Vs Nigella Lawson

What is Modeling?

Modelling as per models..

Newton's third law of motion redefined

personal hygiene [men vs women]

Poor fisherman VS rich fisherman

evolution redefined

Things that can make you cry

My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the oniy food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

sardarji joke

MUST READ
We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the hardest working, prosperous and diversified communities in the world!
My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking...

During the last vacation, a few friends came to Delhi . They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed..

At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said,''Sons, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city !!!"

My friend continued, "That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging anywhere."

MORAL:
The secret behind their universal success is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, run a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry, ... but he will never beg on the streets


Because Sikhs contribute:

* 33% of total income tax
* 67% of total charities
* 45% of Indian Army

* 59,000++ Gurudwaras serve LANGAR to 5,900,000+ people everyday!


& All this when THEY make only 1.4% of the total INDIAN POPULATION.

7 lovely logics for life

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if you are racist, sexist, homophobic, ... don' t come in

friday night

chill the f** out

relationships between men and women demystified

Drunk cat

You walked into the wrong neighborhood.. ...

40 pieces of advice

touching 1000 women in public

This Russian Guy - Sam Nickel, touche 1000 Russian women in public and ended up shaking hands with the Russian president - Vladimir Putin. This was supposedly done as a election stunt and consent was taken from all participating women. Do take it with a grain of salt. Do Comment and To keep yourself updated Subscribe to our feed

Geek Humor

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