Sunday, August 29, 2010
Chinese Couple kissing contest
Chinese shoppers, exchanged passionate kisses, to win the prize of 888 Chinese yuan - about $120. The couple with the most difficult kissing competition took away the prize. Click on pictures to enlarge.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Saturday, August 21, 2010
How to make your significant other happy?
How to Make a Woman Happy?
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion
3. a lover 4. a brother
5. a father 6. a master
7. a chef 8. an electrician
9. a carpenter 10. a plumber
11. a mechanic 12. a decorator
13. a stylist 14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer 20. a good listener
21. an organizer 22. a good father
23. very clean 24. sympathetic
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion
3. a lover 4. a brother
5. a father 6. a master
7. a chef 8. an electrician
9. a carpenter 10. a plumber
11. a mechanic 12. a decorator
13. a stylist 14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer 20. a good listener
21. an organizer 22. a good father
23. very clean 24. sympathetic
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
[Joke] Post office interview: This is a government job
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes - coffee."
"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."
Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points
for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To
4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00 A.M. every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point you coming in for that."
This is a government job
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes - coffee."
"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."
Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points
for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To
4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00 A.M. every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point you coming in for that."
This is a government job
Thursday, August 12, 2010
OBAMA - originally born in Africa to Manage America
Attitude leads a person to many destinies,
Just 21 years ago in his grandma's place...
From one of the poorest family's chair to the most powerful chair in the world......! !!
OBAMA =
O - Originally
B - Born in
A - Africa to
M - Manage
A - America
NOTE: Though this is a wonderful campaign about Obama being originally born in Africa to Manage America, Barack Obama was born August 4, 1961, at Kapi'olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital in Honolulu, Hawaii. His father however is of Kenyan Nationality.
The first photograph could be in front of his grand mother (Sarah Hussein Obama)'s home in the village of Nyagoma-Kogelo, western Kenya taken in 1987. The second one is definitely from his office in the White house.
NOTE: Though this is a wonderful campaign about Obama being originally born in Africa to Manage America, Barack Obama was born August 4, 1961, at Kapi'olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital in Honolulu, Hawaii. His father however is of Kenyan Nationality.
The first photograph could be in front of his grand mother (Sarah Hussein Obama)'s home in the village of Nyagoma-Kogelo, western Kenya taken in 1987. The second one is definitely from his office in the White house.
Friday, August 6, 2010
love chicks with a sense of humour
click on images to enlarge!
Some images may be not safe for work [NSFW]
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Mexican drug lord's home busted
Photos of a Mexican Drug Lord's home after a drug bust
Cache of $100 bills behind the narc cop.
A small collection of guns (real gold in them), suppressors, and ammunition -- a gold Kalashnikov among others,
Gold and Titanium 45 Caliber semi automatic pistols - they found 16 like this!
They also had millions in Columbian money and Mexican Pesos although
they preferred American dollars for the most part.
There were even some stacks of Chinese Yen found in one closet.
Each of these stacks of 100's holds 250,000 (a quarter of a million dollars)!
Stacks of cash were found in every nook and cranny
This case is filled with 100 dollar Bills estimated to be 1/2 a
million dollars and no Doubt headed out to make another drug buy, perhaps from the Columbians
Guns were hidden all over the house along with ample Ammo just in case
of trouble.
This pile of cash before it was counted was estimated to be
approximately 18 Million Dollars!
After it was counted it turned out to be a little more than 22 Million Dollars!
More Gold machine guns and pistols - most were never fired, just held for collection value
Exotic art collection - some of which was illegal to own - some stolen
The back yard pool
A very rare albino Tiger
7 Lions were on the property
Man made cave and jacuzzi inside the home
A quaint little villa in the hills
This guy had a better gun collection that most legitimate museums do
357 Magnum semi automatic with solid gold grips
Gold and Titanium 45 Caliber semi automatic pistols - they found 16 like this!
They just burned it all down!
The money and valuables found in this one house alone, would be enough to pay for health insurance for every man woman and child in the U.S.A. For 12 years! There are believed to be approximately 27 more of these houses in Mexico alone not to mention the ones in other countries who are enriching themselves in the drug trade.
These people have so much money, they make the Arab oil sheiks look like welfare recipients.
Their money can buy the best politicians, the best cops, the best judges, whatever they need they just throw down stacks of cash and it is theirs!This is why the drug problem is so difficult to fight.
Cache of $100 bills behind the narc cop.
A small collection of guns (real gold in them), suppressors, and ammunition -- a gold Kalashnikov among others,
Gold and Titanium 45 Caliber semi automatic pistols - they found 16 like this!
They also had millions in Columbian money and Mexican Pesos although
they preferred American dollars for the most part.
There were even some stacks of Chinese Yen found in one closet.
Each of these stacks of 100's holds 250,000 (a quarter of a million dollars)!
Stacks of cash were found in every nook and cranny
This case is filled with 100 dollar Bills estimated to be 1/2 a
million dollars and no Doubt headed out to make another drug buy, perhaps from the Columbians
Guns were hidden all over the house along with ample Ammo just in case
of trouble.
This pile of cash before it was counted was estimated to be
approximately 18 Million Dollars!
After it was counted it turned out to be a little more than 22 Million Dollars!
More Gold machine guns and pistols - most were never fired, just held for collection value
Exotic art collection - some of which was illegal to own - some stolen
The back yard pool
A collection of exotic animals
A very rare albino Tiger
7 Lions were on the property
Man made cave and jacuzzi inside the home
A quaint little villa in the hills
This guy had a better gun collection that most legitimate museums do
357 Magnum semi automatic with solid gold grips
Gold and Titanium 45 Caliber semi automatic pistols - they found 16 like this!
They just burned it all down!
The money and valuables found in this one house alone, would be enough to pay for health insurance for every man woman and child in the U.S.A. For 12 years! There are believed to be approximately 27 more of these houses in Mexico alone not to mention the ones in other countries who are enriching themselves in the drug trade.
These people have so much money, they make the Arab oil sheiks look like welfare recipients.
Their money can buy the best politicians, the best cops, the best judges, whatever they need they just throw down stacks of cash and it is theirs!This is why the drug problem is so difficult to fight.
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