sardarji jokes

SARDARJI bought a new mobile. 

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile 

No. has changed. 

Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College . 

Friend: Really, what is he studying. 

SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. 

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. 

SARDARJI  : Can I take it  tomorrow, tonight is final game.

SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry? 

Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? 

SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

SARDARJI  : People consider me as a 'GOD' 

Wife: How do you know?? 

SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, 

Oh GOD! U have come again..

SARDARJI  complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing, 

except the TV in my house.' 

Police: 'Howz that the thief did not take the TV?' 

SARDARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'

SARDARJI  comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine' 

He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'

How do you recognize  a SARDARJI  in School? 

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Once a SARDARJI was walking. He had a glove only on one hand . 

So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

SARDARJI  was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and 

Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

SARDARJI  : Why are all these people running? 

Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup 

SARDARJI  - If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?

Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense 

SARDARJI : The future tense is 'u will go to jail' 

south indian movie star stops ticking bomb with empty shell

Scene starts with hero tied to chair

hero's brother...tied too with a time-bomb affixed on his stomach

hero sees empty bullet shells on the floor...

Hero throws himself onto the floor and inches towards the bullet shells..

Time bomb is ticking..... the red button is the kill switch !!

hero struggles hard to reach the shells.

hero reaches the shells , picks up a shell with his mouth

eyes the target (the kill switch) and spits the bullet shell

empty shell hits kill switch.... hero saves the day

Moral of the story: heroes in South Indian movies have superhuman power and accuracy.
seriously WTF!!
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[life lessons] mathematics of life

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z  is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Hard Work

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

Knowledge

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

Love

L+O+V+E
12+15+22+5 = 54%

Luck

L+U+C+K
12+21+3+11 = 47%

( don't most of us think this is the most important ??? )

Then what makes 100% ?

Is it Money ?

M+O+N+E+Y
13+15+14+5+25 = 72%

Leadership ?

L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89%

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our attitude. To go to the top, to that 100%, what we really need to go further... a bit more...

ATTITUDE

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E 

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% ! ! !

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING

Change Your Attitude … And You Change Your Life ! ! !

Now that you know the answer…

THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS TO SHARE THIS MESSAGE WITH THOSE YOU CARE!

[life lessons] Nail in the fence

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper.

His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.

The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

photo by Clearly Ambiguous

He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say "I'm sorry", the wound is still there.

A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open
their hearts to us." It's National Friendship Week.

Show your friends how much you care... Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even
if it mean s sending it back to the person who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.

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