What am I?

Eleven clues to help you guess, what we're talking about.

1. Some folks have it, some don't.

2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

4. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

5. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (..... envy).

6. It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

7. In the long distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species.

8. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.

9. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

10. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrants.

11. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

What am i?

Its Email, not your D$%^!, you pervert! :D

Modifications to my computer

After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems, I have fixed my computer...

and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!

Today is International Disturbed People's Day

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.

(I got this from a disturbed friend!!!)

You hang in there sunshine, you're special. :-)

If Ramayan was on Facebook

Eye test !

Look carefully at the picture below...

Can you see the naked butt of the girl in the background?

You can.....?

Well,...Look again...

That is the shoulder of the girl with the camera!

....check your glasses, they're dirty....

[.....and your mind ain't too clean either !!!!!]

The media asks the dumbest questions. This one backfired.

The media asks the dumbest questions. This one backfired.

For those who don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent