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Fwd: God bless you!

Please don't fool yourself by believing these letters and avoid falling for these email scams that people [spammers] send you.

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From: Faith Dogolea <faith6_baby@yahoo.co.in>
Date: Wed, Sep 24, 2008 at 9:38 PM
Subject: God bless you!
To: XXXXXXX <xxxxxxx@gmail.com>


Hello Dearest,
 
How are you today,I hope this massage will find you in the best of your health, I really like to have a good relationship with you, and I have a special reason why I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here.
 
Please I write not only to introduce myself to you, but also tender a joint investment business proposal for your considerations and acceptance. I know that receipt of my communication shall be a great surprise to you considering the fact that we did not know each other or had any business negotiations before now,I am also aware of the fact that there is a lot of fraudulent business proposals circulating around the world, mostly from African countries. which makes it imperative for one to be extremely careful before accepting and venturing any business proposal from unfamiliar person like me.
 
I however, pray your respected self not to allow the above unnatural abnormalities to influence your decision to accept my genuine proposal and intentions which undoubtedly would be of immense mutual benefits to both of us. I pledge to you for urgent and dedicated attention which this issue deserves.
 
I deem it necessary to introduce myself in detail for you and the need for your assistance to claim and invest my inheritance for me, I am Miss. Faith Dogolea 23years old girl from Liberia, the only daughter of Late vice President Enoch Dogolea  who was killed by Charles Taylor saying to the nation that my father was ill and taken to the hospital ,My father was killed by government of Charles Taylor, he accuse my father of coup attempt.
 
I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I, am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father.
 
Meanwhile I wanted to escape to the Europe but she hide away my international passport and other valuable traveling documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my Father's File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Dakar, Republic of Senegal. I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your country.
 
My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$3,200, 000.00 in one of the prime bank here in Senegal with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessary information of the deposit on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund in your country. As you will also help me in an investment, and I will like to complete my studies, as I was in the school, when the crisis started.
 
It is my intention to compensate you with 5% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.
 
I am staying at the female hostel. Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self please I beg you not to disclose it a third party till I come over, once the fund has been transferred into your account. I hope my explanation is very clear but if you need further clarification, then send in your questions.
 
Thanks as I hope to receive from you soon.
Yours Truly!
Miss. Faith Dogolea!

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Honey, I have a headache - Humor Hour

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.

Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "aren't you Officer Fenwick of the 8th District?"

"Yes, I am," said the officer.

"Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the Fire Chief's uniform?"

killed by a condom

Drunk Finalists-2008

 

The real way to play Chess..

A letter to GOD

 

 

Joke: A LETTER TO GOD

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. 'Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.' Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.

 

He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother, wanted Bobby to reflect on his behaviour over the last year.

'Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.' Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

 

Letter 1

 

Dear God,

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend, Bobby

 

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

 

Letter 2

 

Dear God,

This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you.

Your friend Bobby

 

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

 

Letter 3

 

Dear God,

I have been an 'OK 'boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.

Bobby

 

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

 

Letter 4

 

God,

I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!

Thank you,

Bobby

 

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. 'Just be home in time for dinner,' Bobby's mother told him.

 

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

 

Letter 5

 

God,

I've kidnapped your mama. If you want to see her again, send the bike!!