"Coffee,croissants,toast,butter,jam etc. While an American,chewing a
gum,sat next 2 him n started an unwanted conversation..
American: You indians eat the whole bread?
Indian: Of course!
American: (Blowing bubbles with his gum) we dont. We, americans only
eat what's inside. We collect the crust in a container,recycle,make
these in 2 croissants and sell these to indians!
American: Do u eat jam with bread?
Indian: of course!
American: (Chuckling n crackling his gum between his teeth) we dont.
We eat fruits for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers
into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to indians.!
Indian: Do u have sex in America?
American: Of course, we do!
Indian: Wht do u do with the used condoms?
American: We throw them away, of course!
Indian: We dont. In india we put them into containers, recycle them,
turn it into chewing gums and sell them to the Americans.
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