How to make your significant other happy?

How to Make a Woman Happy?
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend  2. a companion
3. a lover   4. a brother
5. a father  6. a master
7. a chef    8. an electrician
9. a carpenter 10. a plumber
11. a mechanic 12. a decorator
13. a stylist  14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer 20. a good listener
21. an organizer 22. a good father
23. very clean 24. sympathetic

25. athletic  26. warm
27. attentive  28. gallant
29. intelligent 30. funny
31. creative 32. tender
33. strong 34. understanding
35. tolerant 36. prudent
37. ambitious 38. capable
39. courageous 40. determined
41. true 42. dependable
43. passionate 44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Give head
2. Bring food