Tuesday, February 23, 2010

[joke] Panties glove mixup

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's
birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful
consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note
– romantic, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of
white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for
herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got
the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.
Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed
it to his sweetheart along with this note:

Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your
sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears
short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but
the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing
for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try
yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt
other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to
see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before
putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from
wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I
hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

 All my Love,
Hollingsworth

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing

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