Chinese Year of the cock

Chinese Astrology




Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

2007 - Chinese Year Of The Chicken

Bird Flu devastates parts of Asia










2008 - Chinese Year Of The Horse



Equine Influenza decimates Australian Racing






2009 - Chinese Year Of The Pig -

Swine Flu - Thousands of pigs killed worldwide.
Has any one else noticed this? It gets worse........

This Year ...... 2010 Chinese Year Of The Cock!

What could possibly go wrong......

Best Condom ad ever

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[Joke] Second Opinion - PRICELESS

Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a doctor.

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife, which he took.  

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.    

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.'

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure..'

The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old..'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

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THE ULTIMATE DRUNK PEOPLE COMPILATION VIDEO EVER!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDWltBziM

Friendship is not about ..., its about ... :)

Friendship is not about "I m sorry "  its about "साले ! तेरै गल्ती  थियो |"

Friendship is not about "I missed u "  it's about " कहाँ मरेको थियीस साले ?"

Friendship is not about "I understand "  its about "सबै तैले गर्दा भएको हो मुला"

Friendship is not about "I care for u  "  its about " साले तँलाई छोडेर कहाँ जान्छु र ?"

Friendship is not about "I m happy for ur success "its about "ल अब पार्टी खुवा "

Friendship is not about "I love that girl"  its about "साला, इज्ज़त गर तेरी भाउजुलाई "

Friendship is not about "R u coming for outing tomorrow " its about "नाटक गर्ने हैन, भोलि  घुम्न जाने  खुरुक्क "

Friendship is not about "Get well soon " its about " तेत्रो रक्सि ढोके पछि येस्तै हुन्छ|"

Friendship is not about "All the best for ur exam" its about "धेरै  भयो, लाइट स्वित्च ओफ्फ़ गरेर सुत् त मलाई दिस्तर्ब भयो| "

Colin Hay - Beautiful World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe3RqgnXaT4

Nexus One: the fuck you iPhone by Google in video :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7SzB58qHI0&feature=player_embedded
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[joke] you can try again

A young girl discovers that she is pregnant.

Scared, she confides this 'news' to her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature
and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl,
and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem.

However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation,
but I'll take responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a
beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy
will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is
twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

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