[joke] Is my dress too low cut?

A busty, young, gorgeous blonde was trying on an EXTREMELY low cut dress.

As she studied herself in the mirror, she asked the sales lady if she thought it was too low cut.

"Do you have hair on your chest?" 

"No, of course not, what a stupid question!!!" 

"Then it's too low cut."

[Joke] Development Consultants

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a
brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver,
a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL
tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you
exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his
peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure".

The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected
it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet
where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the
area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with
complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few
minutes, received a response. Finally, he
prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to
the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep."

"That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He
watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his
car.

Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business
is, will you give me back my animal?",

"OK, why not." answered the young man.

"Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd.

"That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answers the shepherd.

"You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid
for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you
don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog."

amazing paper art

this has got to hurt (Amitabh Bachhan shirked over RajniKant)

The media seems to have totally Amitabh Bachhan having Rajnikant in
the limelight.

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