Health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he
ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS
PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But
desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound
weight loss program. The next day there's a knock at his door, and
when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19
year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running
shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can
catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off
after her. A few miles later, Huffing and puffing, he finally catches
her and has his way with her.
After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like
the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the
next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lb. as promsed.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound program. The
next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door or after
her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a
while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and
wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his
delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost
another 20 lbs.as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
Pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program." Absolutely," he replies, "I
haven't felt this good in years". The next day there's a knock at the
door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing here
wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that
reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
