Nepalese (उखान तुक्का) idioms and proverbs in English

A word for word translation of Nepalese (उखान तुक्का) idioms and proverbs into English

खाई न पाई छालाको टोपी लाई
 Eating not getting, putting leather cap

 घाँटी हेरी हाड निल्नु
 Look at the neck and swallow the bone

 एक कान दुई कान मैदान
 One ear two ear, playground

 अछ्यु खाए बछ्यु खाए, झुसे बारुलो
 Hornet ate bachhyu ate, hairy wasp

 काग कराउदै गर्छ पिना सुक्दै गर्छ
 Crow crying, pina drying

 चिन्नु न जान्नु घचेडी माग्नु
 Don't know don't know push and beg

 भाग्यमानी को भूतै कमारो
 Lucky person has ghost servant

 म पनि खान्दानी को छोरा हो
 I am also a son of Tiffin Carrier

 कहिं नभाको जात्रा हाँडीगाउँमा
 Nowhere festival in pot village

 नखाँउ भने दिनभरिको शिकार, खाउँ भने कान्छा बाउको अनुहार
 If no eating whole day's hunting, if eating face of uncle

 हात्ती आयो हात्ती आयो फुस्सा
 Elephant coming elephant coming, phussa becoming

 केटा केटी आए, गुलेली खेलाए, गुच्चाको नास
 Boy girl come, play slingshot, loss of marble

 जब भयो राती, तब बुढी ताती
 When it becomes night, wife becomes hot.

 कस्लाई के को चिन्ता, घर ज्वाइँलाई खानाको चिन्ता
 Who what tension, who what tension, house son-in-law eating tension.

 कस्को बाउको के तागत, म पनि खान्दानको छोरा हुँ
 Whose father, what vitamin I'm the son of Tiffin Carrier

एकै दयाँङका मुला
radish of the same plot

Why women are so special?

Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, "I'm tired, and it's
getting late. I think I'll go to bed.."

She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.
Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper
the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar
container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee
pot for brewing the next morning.

She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into
the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up
the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger
and put the telephone book into the drawer. She watered the plants,
emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry.

She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.

She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out
some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from hiding
under the chair.

She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the
envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both
near her bag.

Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night
Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and
filed her nails.

Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed."

"I'm on my way," she said.

She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then
made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on. She looked
in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and radios,
hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a
brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.

In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next
day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6
most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized
the accomplishment of her goals.

About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular.

"I'm going to bed." And he did...without another thought.

Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...?

'CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL....... (and they can't die
sooner, they still have things to do!!!!)

Send this to five phenomenal women today...they' ll love you for it!
And Forward this to as many men as you can so that they know why women
are so special :) .........!

God's very own creation! :)

[Joke] Happy rabbit

A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing opium, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to take a heroin shot... The rabbit says "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the little rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little devil makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's high on cocaine!"

T shirt Of the Year-09

if you see the police, warn a brother

Words of Wisdom

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The  little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'

The little boy  replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4  girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that  way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the  Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned  over and said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.'

 

[Joke] Difference between Potentially and Realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know what a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" 

The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars . But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer."

[Joke] Little Bobby wants a new bike for his birthday

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell
his mother what he wanted.
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker..
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for
his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to krishna and tell him why you deserve a bike for
your birthday.
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write
krishna a letter.
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Letter 1
Dear krishna,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
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Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this
year, So he tore up the letter and started over.
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Letter 2
Dear krishna,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I
would like A red bike for my birthday... Thank you.
Your friend,
Bobby
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Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and
started again.
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Letter 3
Dear krishna,
I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for
my
birthday.
Bobby
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Bobby knew he could not send this letter to krishna either. So, Bobby
wrote a fourth letter.
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Letter 4
krishna,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be
a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Bobby
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Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he
wanted to go to temple.
Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the temple on the corner.
Little Bobby went into the temple and up to the altar.
He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the radha.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the temple, down
the street, into the house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Bobby began to write his letter to krishna.
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Letter 5
krishna,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
BIKE!!!!!!

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