Monday, June 30, 2008

Generation "Y"

The Silent generation, people born before 1946.

The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1959.

Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979.

Generation Y, people born between 1980 and 2008.

Why do we call the last one generation Y?

I did not know, but a caricaturist explains it eloquently below...Learned something new!


Friday, June 27, 2008

BASTARD

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ......Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )
GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )
GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Time for some male bashing.....

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

 A: Puppies grow up.


Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

 A: Because they are...


Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

 A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
The ground first?

A: Who cares?????.....

 Q: What did God say after he created man?

 A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

 Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?

 A: I don't know, I've never seen either.


Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

 A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?

 A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

 A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
Intention of driving.

 Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

 A: Exchange him!!

 Q: Why do men like smart women?

 A: Opposites attract.

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