Medical Alert (a new virus!)

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friend! s. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

PROVE ME WRONG!

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a very comprehensive study, has discovered that people with very low intelligence usually read their Emails with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

Why kids are cute and u aren't?

You need a smile __,_._,___

Recharge your mobile balance absolutely FREE!!

Do read the instructions carefully...

Subject: Recharge your mobile balance absolutely FREE!!

There's a major flaw in your carrier . It's in their recharging system....

You can recharge ur mobile phone freely every month by following this process...Don't believe me?? Try it yourself..

Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card absolutely free. Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make technicians fool.

I just got a mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is M.Sc.(Computers) from MIT, teaching me how to recharge my mobile
every month for free. Engineered by a group of rebel programmers. I am going to share this to all for you.

Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:

Applicable only for "Namaste" mobile users. But there are many thingsthat are illegal, who cares. Don't worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead without worrying.

You can only do this every 24th & 25th of the month as the network system is upgraded during this time.

1.) ** Dial "1415007" using your mobile phone and wait for 5 seconds

2.) ** after 5 second, you will hear some funny noise (like sound from TV when the station is finish)

3.) ** Once the noise stop, immediately dial 9151 followed by your phone number

4.) ** A recorded message "please insert your pin number" will follow

5.) ** punch in the pin number "011785 45227 00734" and wait for the operator finish repeating the above pin number.

6.) ** After the pin number has been repeat, dial " 405" .

12.) ** once the dialing tone stop, you will hear "please key in your password"

13.) ** the password is "*5001568235459#" wait for the message "your password accepted"

21.) ** Now you will receive a final message sayin ............

22.) "NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD, SO, GET BACK TO WORK AND DON'T WASTE TIME !!

Bye.........Bye..........

Don't search 4 me ... I'm busy **hunting down the guy who send me this...

The Boss

Who's in Charge?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the one in charge was.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen". 

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes." 

"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." 

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. 

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. 

The Moral of the story: The asshole is always in charge!! 

If you don't send this to at least 8 people .... who gives a SH!T!

Men and Women